Case of the Missing XJ3-2000 Coffee Maker

It was a Cold Rainy Winter night when a disgruntled coffee connoisseur decided to seek revenge on the famed sleek stainless steel XJ3-2000. It's owners were driving back from Holidays in Toronto. Rick had spent their whole road trip pontificating, dreaming and even salivating about their Welcome Home Cup of Joe.

Fire Chief Dick Small said that the "Girly Cry" that was reported, made them think that fire volunteer Lesley was in trouble. He said they were Shocked to find Rick curled up on the floor in fetal position clutching an empty bag of Starbucks beans.

CSI was called in (Coffee Scene Investigators) and some finger prints were lifted using a new technique that calls for a light dusting of Non Fat Creamer. When it was all said and done... Fire Chief Dick Small suggested they honor the Ransom Note and throw the next big party that was demanded. Lesley & Rick complied and the XJ3-2000 was returned unscratched and ready to BREW!!!! When asked about how he felt having his eerrrr baby-coffee maker back? Rick said he was just glad to get back to the normal GRIND of life.